thank u, next
Before you get all excited and think this post is a love/hate letter to all my exes, let me set one thing straight: I’ve already wasted my precious time on these idiots; I’m…
View PostIt’s Not Easy Being Green
Kermit always sings about how it’s not easy being green. I think I finally understand why! While it’s easy for us to drink green tea whenever we’d like, it’s hard for green tea…
View PostLean Back, Lean Back
Bonjour, mes chéries! I’m back from the Dominican Republic shore and darker than I have ever been in my life. Lesson learned: make sure you and your friends do not all accidentally fall asleep in…
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